Thus Spaketh Idd Salim

In my study of Calculus, I delved a bit into the pre-calculus era and I came across a very interesting concept by Zeno of Elea.

The most famous of Zeno’s paradoxes is a race between a tortoise and the legendary Achilles called, appropriately, the Achilles. Zeno contends that if the tortoise has a head start, no matter how small, Achilles will never be able to close the distance. To do so, he’d have to travel half of the distance separating them, then half of that, ad nauseum, presenting the same dilemma illustrated by the Dichotomy.

No matter what!

A (above) fractal used to explain the paradoxes of Zeno of Elea — a movement can become impossible if its distance is recurrently divided into smaller pieces. The girl is assumed to walk three times as fast as the turtle, but whenever she turns a corner the turtle will, too. Even though she is faster, she will not see the turtle within a finite number of turns.

The Kenyan Coder’s Paradox

As we strive to make it to MkwanjaVille via code, we face a path that is finite, buy has infinite snooker points. As with any journey one takes, Before one can get there, he must get halfway there. Before he can get halfway there, he must get a quarter of the way there. Before traveling a fourth, he must travel one-eighth; before an eighth, one-sixteenth; and so on.

In essence, the journey can never ‘really’, get started!

Every step has a snooker

A client will not give you a job until you propose in their desired format, even if you have the right solution. The proposal will not be accepted until the price is right (favoring the client), the price is right and the proposal is OK, but you must ona mtu kando or kiss the deal goodbye. You have betrayed your anti-corruption mantra and done that evil thing but you now must wait for 1 month for a response. After one month, your well-research proposal is given to a competing company whose MD is a friend of a friend of the project managers.

If you get the deal, you must wait for 60 days to be paid, if you are lucky. The clients never have any qualms authorizing the job but GOD help you if you dare suggest you might need to be paid. And then what? Downpayment? Are you nuttz?

And the best goes on.

More Info on Zeno here.