Thus Spaketh Idd Salim

Big Pussy Cat

Well, a good day it is. Just chilling here with Anastacia (My Laptop) after our Monthly BAKE (Bloggers Association of KEnya) meeting.

A hot meeting it was!

Of course, top of the agenda was my last post about ball-less bloggers. The blogger I named after the gonadotrophic orifice that moistens. How could you, Salim? Huh!! We have feelings too!

Some of my peers took alot of offence in this and mentioned and reiterated that they depend on Companies like KPLC, F2 and Safaricom for supper and rent and would be found dead talking bad about them. No matter how true their sentiments would be.

To cool things down a bit, for now, undoubtedly to a ephemeral effect, I will blog about a neutral subject.

I use the word neutral loosely because the mention of Windows will make some Ubuntu Jamas cry murder. This Salim guy is discriminating against OSes now. Si Telcos tu, sasa hapendi Linux. Hata venye nimesema windows XP, Windows 7 people will be on my neck tomorrow. But here goes.

Step 1:

Click on Start. Wait for 3 seconds (this is very important. You will not find this warning anywhere else). Some people have waited for 2 or 4 and they were left dumbfounded and in utter demise.

Step 2:

Breathe in. (It helps the machine reboot faster if you breathe out too. Otherwise you might die before it reboots.)

Step 3:

Scratch the favorite part of your body. Use your thumb to scratch. Someone in china once took this warning for granted and used her pinkie to scratch and her hard disk crashed. You have been warned. Use ONLY the thumb. The left thumb.

Step 4:

Click on shut down and VERY QUICKLY, click on reboot.

Now if this is not neutral, then tomorrow I will blog about my knees. And how different they are from my armpits.

Back to code…

Wazi.