A Nitwits guide on How to make Money on the Internet

Yes. Traffic. Can an Idiot like you even spell traffic. No? Ok, twendelee. Now go to Twitter. Create 8 Accounts. Go to Gmail, Yahoo and MSN. Create 5 accounts on each of the network. On each Twitter account follow different people. Rake in like 4000 follows per account. Including fellow spammers. For each of your 4-6 Stolen and Copy-Pasted articles everyday, Twit something like “Interesting Article : Facebook does this and that – TechnoVillage.com/yadda/fb_does_this_and_that/ – RT”. Idiots will rewteet. Do this for each account. It will create the impression that alot of people are reading your blog. And you get… TRAFFIC!!!

“Then, what about comments?”, you ask. You have 21 Email Accounts, Idiot! Comment from all of them. Create the impression that people actually read your stuff. Argue, insult and ‘discuss’ amongst the accounts.

In your spare time, don’t forget to insult more people. Make it one person per day. 50 paragraphs of A-lie. Don’t worry, you get Traffic. Nothing else matters. No need for networks, friends, business partners, buddies. Live alone and die Sad. Why? Coz you are a fucking nitwit.

Back to code…

Wazi.

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