Ohh!! What a good day! Thank you Man Utd!
Lying to Arsenal fans since 2004
What a game! Welbeck scored against a top-4 team for once. Park and Rooney did the usual. Scoring against Arsenal for Kicks. The last time Arsenal Conceded 8 goals was against Loughborough 115 years ago
The result… well, nothing to write home about, really. Man U team A beating Arsenal team C, at Old Trafford is nothing to be proud of.
Arsenal are in shambles and hit with suspensions, injuries (already!!).
It was like a 7ft tall muscular man taking a sweet from a toddler and boasting about his conquest. Even Liverpool beat us AT HOME and we drew to Newcastle. Big deal? Right? WRONG!!
But let us not lose perspective here. 2-1 or 3-2 is a normal score for a Man U vs Arsenal match. Like I said LOSING is not the problem. It is LOSING BADLY that is. Quite simply this game was a rout, an embarrassment, a roasting, a hammering, a devastating day for Arsenal.
My initial reaction after the match was to buy some Man U fans next to me a few rounds. Partly because my heart was at peace. I was happy to FINALLY and FOR ONCE share a table with Man U fans who knew something about football. People who know what position Dennis Irwin was playing. Who was wearing Number 7 before Cantona.
Not the 2008/Ronaldo/Beckham Man U fans we see all around. Also, I threw a few rounds to aid the celebration of beating Arsenal. Because they are Man U fans, generally, hawanaga doo. They had been BJ-ing the same bottles since the Man City game. Ahem!
I was sad for Van Persie. Sad for Arshavin and Sad for Rosicky and Theo. Worldclass players forced to play with toddlers against a team of the caliber and might of Man United (Yes. United. Not urinals today. We have to respect the winners.) I am not angry that we lost. I am SORRY for the players.
But that is where my Sadness ends. The rest is all bliss. A simple 1-0 win for Man U would have made Wenger think we are OK. But a complete annihilation that it became showed Arsenal up for the pussies they are. A team with no Spine and in need of a monster DM, defender and midfield maestro. Thank you Man United.
When Fabregas left, he stated that he left because:
He had been at Arsenal for over 7 years and won NOTHING. This is because of empty promises by Wenger of signing players that never materialized and continually being made to play with players of a low pedigree. Wenger killed hsi faith. With 7 years at Arsenal he won nothing. With 2 weeks at Barcelona, he has 3 medals. In Arsenal, as soon as players mature, they move on.
Players like Van Der Vaart were available for dirt-cheap. Stingy Wenger signs Chamakhkhk. Ashley Young was available for 15M. Wenger signs Oxygen Chamber for the same amount. Young showed his class today. I will not be Angry at all if I woke up in the morning and read that Van Persie has left. He deserves better than this.
City are signing Dzeko, Aguero, Silva, Baloteli, Nasri and the like. Chelsea are onto Mata. Man U are signing better young players and still RETAINING their best still. Fucking Wenger is on a firesale. Losing Fabregas and Nasri and Clichy and only bringing in 3 kids.
Discipline is also a factor. We can’t have Gervinho fighting on the pitch and getting a red-card EVERY GAME and hope to challenge for top 6. Soon we will receive a fine from the FA.
Most likely, the Arsenal Board was playing golf and not even bothering about the game. That is how much they don’t give a fucx. By December, Arsenal will be 13th, Just a point above Bolton and Blackburn. They will be out of the CL and out of Europa.
Ofcourse, most Man U fans will be palepale-kidoo but in heaven juu wanashinda hata kama hawanaga waafrika. The majority I know have no life outside football. Habari ya leo? Ball… Leo ume-unda doo ngapi? Ferguson. How is business? Rooney. What do you want to be in the next 6 months.. Shogaritto.
Back to code…
Wazi.
