I know. The net is down. Is your business down too? Well, don’t blame the NET. Or the FibreCut. Blame your disaster-unpreparedness. Everyone is wailing on Twitter and facebook as if Mark Zuckerberg will send over some KBPSes. The internet is slower than ninii ya nanii. Sitasema nini. But typical of Kenyans, we will talk [...]
Hata sijui nianze wapi manze. For once, I knoweth not where to start. But one thing is for sure. If you expect a GV-rated censored post written by a journalistic pussy, you have come to the WRONG blog. Hii ni blog ya Salim. I run this bitch. I blogeth the way I wanteth. And thats [...]
I had the grand pleasure of meeting the top brass in the ICT sector today at InterCon. The breakfast meeting was scheduled to run from 730am to latest 9am. Ofcourse, as the formal occasion demanded, I needed to look business-person-ish. Apart from being 90% coder, I am also 10% businessman. So, I put on my [...]
Ok. Nimerudi sasa. Sam ameandika blog post moja professional sana about Startup Weekend at the NaiLab. Obvious mlijua si Salim ameandika hiyo. Coz that ngoso joo!! Sijuagi ngoso. Na sijaligi. Sijui grammar, diction ama kama nitajamisha msee. Ukijam, ita karao. Nitamkanja. Ok. No foreplay today, honey. Straight to Konza. Leo nimewaka kiasi. Na code. Twende [...]
