The end is nigh!! | AngryKenyans – The Story of the Game

May 25, 2012 11 Comments by

Umekasirikia nani?

It is 2069.

Mars has sent Evil robots in humanoid form to destroy earth.

Their ship has just landed in Kenya. Somewhere in Kulamawe, Texas, Isiolo District.

They are now spreading to all corners of your beloved Kenya.

Kenyan scientists have named these dangerous creatures Humanoidius Eviliticus. They are here to eat, kill and steal. No one is safe. Not a single soul. The people are defenseless. The Humanoidius are all over. Even in Rongai. Distance is not an issue.

The government has issued a tender for defence. Kenya needs a Hero. The telcos are giving away Free Airtime to the savior. Every day. Anyone. Mobile manufacturers have promised mobile phones to the heroes and Heroines. Every month. Save Kenya!!

These alien beings take forms of common Kenyan public-enemy types:

  • Husband beaters.
  • Wife beaters.
  • Shady mammas who spike your drinks
  • Rapists.
  • Corrupt and all-talk politicians.
  • Bullish Kanjos.
  • Rowdy Club bouncers.
  • Rioting Campusers.
  • Twitter bullies
  • Gutter-press bloggers

And so, in the unrelenting search for a solution to save Kenya. In the daily quest to be the hero, you discover a secret weapon. It is cleverly disguised as an Android game from Xema Labs. The secret weapon that will liberate mankind from this slavery is called AngryKenyans.

How it works:

Each week, on Thursday and Friday, you are just required to go to the AngryKenyans website and vote for the villains you want to be destroyed in the next week’s episode. From the 10 available on the site, only the most-voted-for 4 will be selected.

The AngryKenyans automated defibrillator engine will create 4 new levels and weapons that will be uploaded on all the Android phone of the hero and they can now play the new levels, beat up the villains and liberate Kenya.

You, decide what the next villains will be.

On each level played, your  scores will be uploaded to the AngryKenyans central control server and you will be weighed, measured and gauged against other players. The best player goes home with the HERO title for the day/week, thousands of Shillings in Airtime, and a chance to win the monthly Mobile phone top-prize.

The end is nigh!!

Be the hero Kenya needs.

Back to code.

Wazi!

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